My close group of friends and I had a game we’d play at most parties/gatherings/nights of Quarters:

You would probably use the settlement cash to build a kiln for these hot takes.

That was honestly the best Derby I can recall since Griff won at Fenway in ‘99.

Better idea: cancel the game itself. Have the Derby tomorrow night to determine who gets home-field for the World Series.

This is funny. Even if it was written in binary.

To be honest, I think the exact opposite. Kanye did wonders for Common on this album; really thrust him into the mainstream spotlight with some of these tracks.

Be is the best hyper-conscious rap album of all-time.

Gyasi Zardes replacing Jozy should be a starting trend.

This is the stupidest. +1.

They’d still probably be the 8-seed in the East.

Damn. I forgot about that one. That pretty much forced him into retirement.

After Kyle Larson’s wreck that went into the stands in 2013’s Nationwide race, they spent months redoing all of the fencing around the track. Reinforced steel cables, stronger fencing, nets in certain high-problem areas.

I think both Kyle Busch’s wreck in February and this one marked some giant milestones for safety in the series. It took Busch’s to make sure that each and every oval on the circuit is covered with safer barriers. This one proves that the safety measures taken by Daytona’s officials over the last few years are markedly…

I’ve been a NASCAR fan my entire life, and I don’t think I can recall a wreck this scary; not Larson’s from Daytona when he hit the catchfence a couple years ago, nor Edwards/Keselowski at Talladega in 09, anything from the 90s (Rusty, Ernie Irvan, Dale).

Essentially anything outside of the fuselage of the newest generation of Cup cars is designed to break off in case of a situation just like this one.

This is bad Kinja.

Where's Kyle?

Drake is heartbroken.

It’ll get even more hilarious when George Karl somehow keeps his job and then gets the FO to deal for Ty Lawson.

In a world where women strive for their deserved equality, we have found it in the English national teams.