Somewhere... deep in the recesses of Houston, Texas, sits Paul Wall, weeping.

Avenging four years ago and beating Japan in the final would be great, and all, but think of the endless joy defeating England on July 4th weekend would bring to this nation.

Next to “Hood Politics,” this is my favorite track from TPAB. It is, however, the best windows down, bump in traffic song he's done in his three major projects.

Man, that Shirt track is almost too funky to be true. It was one of the credit tracks for Silicon Valley this past season.

At least Jose Fernandez is coming back next week.

Nominees for Best and Worst Dressed?

Chrissy Teigen ain’t that special, I eat ramen in my bed in my overpriced apartment all time.

David West? He’s got a bit of mileage, but if he sees the opportunity in Cleveland and is willing to take a discount, why the hell not?

Houston makes the most sense to me because of the aforementioned bidding for Bosh last summer. They want that stretch-4 so badly, so that Dwight has even less pressure to be an actual physical center.

A Lillard/Love combo in Portland could be just as fun as Aldridge was, if he walks.

The two things I recall while watching this game:

Are we supposed to be surprised Dustin Johnson would blow that chance?

This seems like a bit of a soccer ruse.

Tabata so obviously leaned into it.

Chimay Blue Cap is my favorite of the bunch, mainly for the spice. It’s got a bit of a peppery finish that puts it just above the Red for me.

I just realized that my dad has waaaaay too many books by Richard Marcinko.

Little known fact: the 13 stars on their waist represent the Over/Under for their win total until the next redesign.

I’m in the camp that sees this deal as being a sort of coverup by MJ and Doc to mask how awful they’ve been at their front office jobs.

So, that’s where his hairline starts...

Seriously though, how was Messi turning Boateng inside out not the top goal?