If ‘Swish’ (awful title, I still want Good Ass Job) comes out as an exclusive to Apple Music, I’m honestly not sure how it would benefit Kanye.

Seeing Xavi get to put on the captain’s armband in his last match with Barca was pretty fantastic.

Fair enough.

Then why does Billy post all those songs on DUAN?

I think you’re grossly underestimating the power of Based God.

Blueberry cake is the only actual real answer.

I can honestly say I've never ordered a White Russian at a bar before.

If the Warriors win the title, do you think the Lil B curse will gain legend status for basically shaping the outcome of an entire season?

Balotelli 4 FIFA Prez

This is a quality reference.

So, I apparently got an invitation to audition for Sports Jeopardy. This could be interesting.

Goddammmit.

This is the correct answer.

I wasn't aware Jason Mewes had so much in common with Caitlyn Jenner.

I’ve lived in south Florida for most of my life, and I have never owned a pair of sandals/flip flops, though I still have the same pair of Adidas slides that have served me well since high school.

Pretty sure that’s Jessica Lange...

I woke up to the news that Surf finally dropped. I don’t think I can properly communicate how much I was anticipating this release.

I was in third or fourth grade, and I got eliminated on “colored” because the teacher running the bee was British, and his accent made the word seem like “collared.” I got booted and I’m pretty sure I cried.

Are “boring” and “incredibly drawn out and unnecessarily long” synonymous?

This is BS.