MARIO BALOKANYE SHRUG!

The Sixers continue to be a franchise filled with 2k created players.

What a long, strange beard its been.

I saw Jermaine Dupri in Hartsfield-Jackson once. He was on one of those golf cart tram things and screaming into a phone, and all I can remember him saying in the brief moments I saw him was, "I WANTED FUCKING ORANGE, NOT CRANBERRY!"

Oh, so KD enjoys a nice ass licking in the postseason.

This joke right here.

Poor guy, but he should've known every match against Chelsea comes with a Hazard.

Dogset! Dogset! Dogset!

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I thought SNL went off the air in 2006?

Lighten up, Francis. It was a joke.

People have to work to get a degree?

When I was in my sophomore year of high school, I was threatened with being held back a grade because I started cutting class and my grades were tanking. One day I got pulled into the office and talked to by my guidance counselor and an assistant principal before they went and told my parents.

I don't mean to get all scientific with this weather terminology, Barry, but that seems to be cooler than cool. It's ice cold.

Fear of God II is still better as a whole than My Name Is My Name, but Numbers on the Board and Nosetalgia are better than any song on FoG2.

Getting attention for streaks and splatters is nothing new for former NBA players. Jayson Williams got tons of attention for his work years ago, if I remember correctly.

Fine. Nevermind "The."

Oh, and seeing SOAD live would make my 15 year old self So. Damn. Happy.

It bothers me that The Buzzcocks are in the 7th line.

Yup. There's a lot of footballers out there that I like to watch, but there's few that entertain me as much as Balo on and off the field.