I bet you were screaming about Kanye the other night, too.

The worst part about this isn't that I did all that shit talking over the weekend and yesterday afternoon.

Oh, right. Rebel is the one with the red label.

Rebel was a pretty crap beer when I tried it sometime last spring. I'll give it a go this time around after reading this.

How do you get to 5 stars and then get caught on the freeway?

Heh.

Yes. Yes, I am.

About time.

Not sure if you knew, but this happened yesterday. Pretty cool stuff.

Boubacar? More like WOObacar, amirite?

HARRY KANE SINGLEHANDEDLY WON THE DERBY AND WHAT DO WE GET???

When I was in college, one of my fraternity brothers scored an Olimpico in our championship game. Ended up being the game winner.

I've done it unintentionally a few times while playing.

I don't get it, I didn't see Balo anywhere.

Good in the sense that it would make sense for the Browns.

I'm excited to see what Shaqiri can do with Inter. The kid is a bowling ball. Compact and quick, but he's got goddamn tree trunks for legs.

ESPN radio host and frenulum with eyes Colin Cowherd

So, today as I was walking to 7-Eleven on my lunch break when a random guy stopped me to hand me a copy of his mixtape. I have no problem supporting local talent, so I took the chance.

What do you think of the new J.Cole? Do you think it'd be good to play while I slay you sexually?

Even though he's 21 at the time, he says he's just 19 years old, presumably to play on the underage fantasies we all entertain in private.