I don't have a Butch Jones joke.

I mean, it is good for kids these days to learn the dangers of alcohol sooner than later. Though, normally these types of things happen voluntarily. Seeing a parent stoop to this level is sickening.

Nice song choice, Tom. I can't wait for RTJ2 next month, even more so now that El-P and Killer Mike are offering it up for free on release day. I'll probably buy one of the various packages they're offering it in, though; most likely the (BLUE!) vinyl to add to the collection.

Roaches are red.

My two grandmothers were the only source of my physical harm as a child. One being old-world Italian, the other being the classic representation of the atypical Jewish grandma; their weapon of choice was the wooden spoon. I still get chills every time someone smacks one on a countertop, or drops one on the floor.

Is... Is this a thing? Please tell me it's a thing.

I don't see what the big deal is, Temple's football program has been doing that for years.

That Ryan Kerrigan sack celebration/HBK tribute post from Barry earlier today got me on a classic wrestling clip binge. It's been a mix of everything, too: promos, matches, random backstage stuff. I'll just go ahead and link to two of my all-time favorites: Macho Man's Cream of the Crop promo and CAN YOU DIG HOT…

That's kinda depressing.

I am legitimately interested in seeing the ratings draw for the three games compared to random other crap on TV.

Wait, where's 'getting hit by a car'?

The worst best show on television begins its final season tonight. My life won't be the same without Sons of Anarchy. It's the closest I'll ever get to watching a soap opera.

I once glazed a ham with a mix of reduced down Pumking and Bulleit. My family still doesn't believe that it actually happened.

Business in the front, won't remember his 10th birthday party in the back.

Nothing like capping my random Monday off than with watching the Giants attempt to play football on national television.

Elvis Andrus has a new mission.

Well, that's reassuring.

So, now that there's evidence, does Roger Goodell reevaluate his suspension? Or does Ray Rice get off with the two games because this happened after the fact?

Common hasn't put out a decent album since Be. That record, to me at least, is the pinnacle of Kanye's soul beats and production.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?