See, I knew that. But I decided to take liberties for comedy's sake.

A family walks into a talent agent's office.

Allen Bestwick may have had the best line about the whole situation, "When I asked which driver's shirt he was wearing while doing this, I found out... He wasn't wearing a shirt."

It's okay, man. Senility can creep in at any time.

He was born in September 1950, pal. He's 63.

I will say that I do agree with that comment. He does seem to look a bit older than his 63 years. His mind is still sharp, though, that's all that matters to me.

Favorite stat/fact of the day:

Both Common and Lupe have put out some seriously terrible rap records over the last five years. I think Lupe isn't as coy as Common is with his lyricism and metaphors in his content. He just kinda blares his message out without any sort of creative slant.

That there is some heartbreak, kid. +1.

Welp, it's my turn to work the weekend, which kinda sucks since it's Week 1, but the Giants don't play until Monday night, so I'm not missing anything too important (besides tracking fantasy).

This year I'm rolling with Ray Rice's Pimp Hand and Slob on My Kolb.

I can only hold out so long when you talk about Ms. Peanut Butter Mouth.

More coverage on The Concourse would probably do it, but I somewhat value the opinions around here. I listen to lots of music and would highly value any suggestions and voices that come from this end.

Basically what that guy said. The Concourse is great, I love the Drunkspin stuff and the bears, but I'm talking just a Deadspin music outlet.

How many sub-blog/channels/etc. do we have to go through before we get something music concentrated?

So what happened between then and now?

I've got follows from like half of you guys, why not Deadspin in total? In other words, how do I become popular?

Well, if Screamer's readership goes up, it's because that gif Giroud a new demo.

That White Chocolate video is in my favorites on YouTube.

I always thought Golden Tate was more of a donut guy.