Tonight, Timothy, you may live vicariously through me.

Simms to Salas Spurs Salsa Sauntering

ESPNU must be really scratching the bottom of the barrel if they're airing JaMarcus Russell's high school games.

Marge vs. the Monorail is on at 9. It's not like I was gunna do anything with my Friday night, anyway.

My money league team's name is Ray Rice's Pimp Hand. I wanted it to be Ray Rice's Home for Battered Women, but ya know... too many characters.

Nothing new here, Harry's defense has never been thought out very well.

Can't DUAN, Simpsons'ing.

What's in a name?

I've gotta ask you guys, have any of you been challenged to do the ALS bucket thing? If so, have you done it or just donated?

I was speaking more towards the modern era, but you're right.

I'm almost certain Jeff Gordon has the most road course wins in NASCAR history, but I understand your point.

Fuck. Here come all the Pottheads.

The original response I made in terms of conditioning was to someone who pigeonholed NASCAR drivers to the body type of Tony Stewart.

Yup, you're right. He finished 27th in a Nationwide race.

I think that's most of what gets me, and everyone who participated in this part of the debate, all riled up.

Thanks for that "Is It a Sport" post, Barry. I love the F1/NASCAR debates and it pulls some of the Jalopnik guys over here, who actually have some semblance of knowledge of motorsports.

Fair enough.

I never said stock car racing is more difficult, they each have their nuances that make them something harder to master.

Raikkonen raced in the Truck series and finished 15th.

Why?