Been watching random stuff on Netflix the last few days. Bobcat Goldthwait is an even weirder director than he is a comedian.

Way to bring down the crowd, jerk.

Makes sense to me.

Greg followed me today. This EPL season is going to be amazing.

I hate* you so much.

Who's the guy in the office who always orders salad and gets razzed at the table?

No, really...

I've got a question for Greg:

So now that we're back to the approved comments, does this mean that the writers have to be approved by the readers, too?

Oh, so I can't post one gif of a guy sitting on an eggplant, but Samer can make me look at penises from the 50s?

I still don't understand why fighting sports are so popular, they're so medieval.

I live in south Florida, so it doesn't really make sense for any season, but sounds very delicious.

You're like the Mel Kiper of fruit analysis.

While I do love strawberries in damn near every form, there's just something about peaches that I gravitate towards.

If we're talking raw fruit, then clementines are my #1. There's nearly nothing in this world that beats a good, perfectly sweet clementine.

I didn't. I didn't say a goddamn word either, I just know that it happened.

I peed next to Don King yesterday. True story.

If I get trapped in the grey zone again, I might just end it all.

Can't help but agree there. He was known for being a joke stealer during his stand up career, but his film roles were fantastic for the most part.

Normally when a celebrity passes, I don't get that emotional, but this news breaking about Robin Williams is like a punch in the gut. This sucks.