I know this place has been inundated with posts about the whole Tony Stewart situation, and the outrageous comments that come with them, but if you've got a couple minutes, I wrote this thing about it. If you want a little background on Stewart from a guy who has watched the sport for pretty much his entire life, then…

That was rough. Really speaks to the improvement in the newest cars the Cup series is using that Newman and McDowell walked away from that relatively unscathed.

Congrats! Don't ruin her with this place. Or Jezebel. Or any of the Gawker affiliates for that matter.

Lions/Browns preseason game on right now, which means Juan Handegg gets his first professional competitive action. Which also means ESPN is on high alert for anything and everything partially-not-that-notable about his first game.

The only thing I know about the ALS challenge thing is that when someone makes the video, they're supposed to be including the link to the foundation's website so people can donate, or whatever. Most people that I've seen forget to do that and renders the whole thing kinda useless.

I got nothin today. Just remember to rep your set, like Squidward and his clarinet.

Mike O'Malley always creeped me out as a kid for some reason. Still can't really put my finger on why. I always did want to do that crazy trike obstacle course thing, though.

Kitsch Blues doesn't refer to The Fonz in correct terms.

Apparently, it's like a Shake Weight for your mouth, but more than that, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

I bet Edith Nesbit would be a riot.

And...?

I had a slow day at work today, so myself and a few coworkers had this conversation about which three people, dead or alive, would we like to sit and have a meal with. But, there's a stipulation: they must have the same initials (first and last name) as you.

As a fellow Jew, Jew jokes don't really bother me much, even the "made to be awful" Holocaust/concentration camp bits. It might just be because I have a somewhat twisted sense of humor, as do my close group of friends, but they're the only ones I really tolerate them from, being as I know they're just being…

HUNTER PENCE THINKS THE BEATLES ARE PRETTY "MEH"

HUNTER PENCE EATS THE CRUST AT CICIS PIZZA

HUNTER PENCE BELIEVES THE NEW BATMAN SERIES IS MORE OF A CRIME DRAMA THAN A SUPER HERO MOVIE

HUNTER PENCE USES "LOL" IN HIS EVERYDAY VOCABULARY

HUNTER PENCE THINKS RUBEN AMARO JR. IS A FANTASTIC GM

This, combined with your handle, makes this comment really great.

"It's more of a fresh shart than anything," Richard Roeper said of Michael Bay's new twist on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. "What happened at the beginning, you can't go back and change it and you can't say it didn't happen."