HUNTER PENCE'S SISTER MAKES $86 PER HOUR AT HOME AND WON'T SHARE SECRETS IN COMMENTS SECTION OF POPULAR WEBSITE

Jerk. +1.

Hunter Pence endorses Hamas?

Hunter Pence thinks Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix is the best cereal ever.

Claude Humphrey just admitted on national television during his enshrinement speech that his youngest daughter was an accident.

Saw Guardians on opening night. Exceeded all of my expectations.

Gordon would be safe in Miami.

Are you Groot?

Shawn Marion has the intangibles, but his delivery needs a lot of work.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ALBERT! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

I may or may not have been that guy in the past.

I don't take any greater joy in my day than when I'm digging in my nose and become abundantly fruitful, then flick said nose fruit into traffic as I drive home from work.

I have nothing really to contribute to the rankings since I've only had four of the 12 beers since I bought the pack two weeks ago, but I do have a bit of good news when it comes to dealing with Sierra Nevada's customer service:

If there's Bush on the field, play ball because bush is the "in" thing now if you ask the last girl I had relations with.

Never been a big fan of Soundgarden. I think this song is pretty knife...

Spoon is good. Fork is (not really) better.

Meh... Little pricy.

You could just drive the car off the island and get a beer, duh.

This is stupid. I like it. +1.

Lauryn Hill or Erykah Badu? GO!