This is almost verbatim what I had written in my mind until I saw this comment.

Real could fill an entire lineup in front of the keeper entirely of midfielders and probably still be better than 90% of the clubs in Europe.

If I could ever meet a girl who likes chicken wings as much as I do, I think I'd marry her on the spot.

Jack White and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Cubs Game

We know. That comment was an extra suck.

It's still fun around here sometimes. There's tons of great stuff in DUANs, like... Uh... Music from Erg!

Guys, do you know of any way I can work at home and still make at least $77 per hour? I'd like to buy a BMW by the end of next week.

Please, please, if there is a god, let this mean he's going to be reunited in Paris with Zlatan.

And now, Beckham's best bet might be Broward County, which is actively wooing Beckham with a variety of potential sites. But Broward is far north of Miami, and is the place you're thinking of when you think of "old people who don't give a fuck" in South Florida.

It's like a gay joke, but not. Read between the lines, man.

And here I thought Michael Sam being on top of Tom Brady would just be a terribly insensitive in-game Twitter catastrophe.

I like this a lot. +1.

Things I learned today: Raysism is Blake Bortles.

Cold Remedies DUAN!

Queens is one of the best live experiences of my life. The 15 minute cut of A Song for the Dead was basically a religious experience.

a perplexed Yeonis Cespedes

Is a human being, in case you were wondering.

He's probably a better finisher than Soldado anyway.

I didn't know until today that Johnny Winter passed away on Wednesday. He may be my favorite blues artist ever. He didn't look the part, but man, did that guy absolutely shred.

This is the dumbest thing I've read today.