DOTA is important, man.

Priorities, man.

For any of my fellow beer snobs out there (or people who just enjoy a good beer every so often), Sierra Nevada just released a Beer Camp variety pack. It's a 12-pack of unique collaboration brews that they did with 12 different breweries from across the nation. Real good stuff, but it might be a bit pricy for a…

Scott, you've already been behind the wheel of a Sprint Cup car, ever thought about getting your NASCAR feet wet, Tanner?

"Oscar would have killed to go and see The Wizard, but he was deemed too aerodynamic to use the yellow brick road."

So, who's watching the ESPYs tonight? Everyone's favorite proud girlfriend is hosting (Drake), so there's bound to be plenty of John Q. Football jokes.

Once ESPN finds a pet monkey like Jeter or Tim Tebow to work the street organ, they'll make that fucker grinder until it's just a pile of hair on the sidewalk.

I really thought he'd end up a Laker. Figured he'd want to end up on a team that blows as much as he does.

I don't think I've seen Jeet move to his left like that since I hit puberty.

I had one of those impromptu feelings at work today to just pack up all my shit and walk out. I'm not sure if that's the result of just being incredibly bored, or being underemployed. Probably both.

Looks more like a bass to me.

Goddammit. +1.

Iron Mike Gallego sighting!

Pomade, man. Pomade.

Odd, I always figured Podolski would be more of a Nena fan.

Cleveland's still interested in acquiring Love

This is great.

Yeah, but here's the thing, man: he's not someone's ex, he's a professional athlete who sees the grass is greener somewhere else. Not only is he the best player on the planet, he's probably the game's savviest businessman since Michael (or at least Mav Carter is).

No. No, you wouldn't.

To be fully honest, I thought Jenkins wrote the essay for LeBron purely based on the fact that he said something kind about Mario Chalmers.