Pictured (left to right): Dukie, dookie

What's everyone readin' these days? I just picked up Neal Stephenson's new(est) novel, Reamde, last week. It's a lengthy one, at nearly 1000 pages, but he always draws me in.

Dan Gilbert's

Like a 7.4.

His agent characterized it as a "minor altercation."

You're my hero.

I don't think it's as much underrated as it is just kinda forgotten. Drake is one of those guys who's almost bigger than the industry because of his persona and the people he surrounds himself with.

Man... Do I really have to go back to work tomorrow?

He plays for a nation whose national religion is soccer. It's not insanity, it's church.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, and stuff your coke in the back seat of the police cruiser you're in and hope that they don't find it, after the fact that you've already been detained and will probably get kicked out of school.

This is solid sarcasm... I think.

It's simple really. Just put a pat of butter in an aluminum foil pouch with your corn, with a squirt of honey and a couple shakes of cayenne. Maybe even sprinkle a little sugar around the corn, too, if you want some caramelized bits.

Hey, Benoit! What are you grilling tomorrow while you get shit-tanked on Old Fashioned's and PBR?

You sir, get a +1.

One more shift away from a three day weekend, filled with grilled food, bourbon and explosives. So. Close.

As someone who nearly decapitated a child when Wondo missed the easiest shot of his life, there is no need for your embarrassment.

Unfollowed.

Who was the most emotional during the US World Cup run? I assume Greg, but I also assume he stopped watching after England got eliminated because of [/insert whichever player/club he likes now].

Seriously, who do I have to blow at Gawker to get a music blog? I'm not saying I need to be part of it, though I'd be willing, I just want there to be a music brand.

A handball is usually only called due to intent to use their arms/hands. They're not intending to use their hands during a free kick, just ensuring the safety of their unborn children.