That's the best salt joke I've heard all day.

Do people actually enjoy Grape Nuts? It's like eating gravel with slightly better nutritional value.

Hope all you guys and gals with big people jobs enjoy the long weekend. I'll be in the salt mines getting paid time and a half as I push furniture around all day Sunday and Monday.

I just wanted it to get to PKs.

I miss you, 'Arry.

You can hate on RiFF Raff all you want, but he consistently makes the best music videos in the business...

In another life, would Troy Aikman have a nose for goal?

HIS PANTS ARE SO HIGH.

I wonder how distraught Landon was when Klinsmann told him, "You're not going to Brazil. You're not going to Brazil. You're not going, you're not going, you're not going to Brazil."

Liverpool, Chelsea, Manchester City, and Tottenham (well, maybe not Tottenham), buy with their own massive transfer budgets

The Roots dropped ...And Then You Shoot Your Cousin today in one of the most unpublicized album releases I can ever think of. It's short, at just 33 minutes and change, but it's a good listen for those who love the band as much as I do.

I didn't know the pink phase got to the point where Cam designed basketball unis.

Well, being as opinions and assholes have a lot in common, and this place is chock full of assholes, I think I'm okay with voicing an opinion.

This song is great for something I've always wanted to bring up...

They don't think it be like it is, but it hairdo.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut from time to time.

Is he back to being an Arsenal goon this week since Liverpool collapsed, or is he sporting City blue now?

Right there with ya, bud.

Klopp isn't dope. He is the textbook definition of... well... a middle-aged German man.

Yeah, but is he the world's dopiest manager?