Speaking of which, apparently there's a thing called Chocolate Toast Crunch now. I saw it in the grocery store a week or so ago and then all the teeth fell out of my head.

Two part question: Biggest lightweight in the office? Worst karaoke-er?

As much as I want to believe that, Erg, but I will channel Captain Lou Albano and rebut simply with: Often imitated, never duplicated.

As a Nets fan, last night's loss wasn't even heartbreaking. I actually fully expected that collapse; in fact, I almost predicted the final two minutes possession by possession as I watched the game with a friend of mine.

I remember the 09 Preakness pretty vividly, as well, but for slightly different reasons...

That extinct.

Not sure how relevant this still is to people, but XXL revealed their 2014 Freshman class today. Decent class, especially since guys like Chance, Vic Mensa and Rich Homie Quan had some massive tapes come out last year and hit on mainstream levels.

Pretty underwhelming results for what could have been an absolutely epic sports weekend. Most of the Game 7s were decided before the fourth quarter even began (besides my Nets attempting to choke away the series in the final 30 seconds). The Derby was won by the favorite (and I lost $100). Money won a fight he was…

Zlatan approves.

Have you seen Religulous? It had its moments, but it mostly made me want to punch Bill Maher in the throat more than I usually do.

Follow Your Goddamn Dreams DUAN

Two things come to mind because they happened to me today:

I would like to thank Greg for the classic Wale track tonight. If there's been any rapper in the last ten years that had the potential to go down as a legend in the industry, it was him. That is until he was ruined by MMG.

Barry's intelligence is a mute point, just let the man be.

I honestly can't tell if the promoter is serious about branding this guy as "The White Chief Keef." This is as frat rap as frat rap gets, and comparing him to Keef is an insult... to Keef.

I hope the AP double and triple-checked their facts on the professional status of these players, because staring at balls and amateurism is a slippery slope.

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While I agree with the punishment, I'm very interested to see what happens with the owners in regards to making Sterling sell the franchise. Just the fact that Mark Cuban (who I'm sure no one was surprised was the first owner to speak up) said something to mention how much of an issue this could become makes me…

I laughed way too hard at that. You get a blue star.

And Greg, you're not allowed to be a closet Liverpool fan just because you know who* collapsed you know when**.