I already did step one after leaving work early because of the pain. Got an ultrasound and only had to pay a $20 co-pay.

Apparently I have a partially torn rotator cuff in my left shoulder. I don't even sports.

I have The White Room buried somewhere in my CD/album collection. It was given to me by a half-blind record store owner who was old enough to be my grandfather, but waaay too high to function at normal human levels.

Meet the Mets!

He can't be human. Or mortal.

Yes, because all of those people are basic cable late night hosts.

I take late night humor for what it is, relatively safe and non-offensive. With that said, I watch 95% of late night talk shows for one of two reasons: because it's Craig Ferguson, or because there's a music performance I want to see, and I'm just drunk enough to wait out a bad monologue and some terrible interviews.

This is so goddamn stupid, but I laughed so goddamn hard.

GTFO.

Do you want me to stop coming here, or do you just hate having readers?

Ah yes, Turk Wendell, the granola of relief pitchers.

Why don't they just have one MEGAFLUSH button?

There's hundreds of other European clubs and you pick the evilest one?

Best and/or Least favorite city in North America you have been to?

I know a guy who eats at Chipotle AT LEAST five days a week. If he's not dead by 30, he's surely the devil, right?

He could run a Regularity Pool. There's money in shit, ya know.

Thank you for reminding me how much I hate Greg for only one reason.

So, what you're saying is, is that you want commenters to write for The Concourse? Because... I know a guy.

Which one of you could beat Lil B one-on-one?

Aren't all soup spoons disposable?