Yes, please?

My grandma's matzo ball soup with extra carrots. Anything else you might think is correct is an insult to my family, and I will not stand for such things.

I still don't understand how he is still playing.

The whole staff goes on a three hour boat tour and somehow gets stranded on a deserted island...

I would never watch CBS again.

Best unfortunate Deadspin office bathroom story... Go!

Really? Because Letterman has remained pretty relevant and Jimmy Fallon basically made himself a late night mainstay in five year's time.

After hearing the news of this happening, I was pretty disappointed, but it's honestly the best move possible for both parties. For one, we get to see Colbert be personable and funny without having to mask it with a character. And for CBS, they get someone who they know will compete in the ratings (Colbert Nation will…

So, I like having conversations with random people if I'm bored or distracted enough. Today, after I got off work, I went to the record store not too far from my house to browse. I picked up a John Mayer CD for super cheap, among a few other things. While I was bringing my stack to the register, an older dude saw that…

What I've always enjoyed about The Roots is that they've put out so much material, but always tend to tweak it enough to make it fresh with each album, especially in the last decade of releases. Game Theory and Rising Down were kinda out of the norm for the sound people became familiar with, then How I Got Over and…

This is sound logic right here.

The only recent album of theirs that hasn't gotten almost universal praise has been Rising Down. Undun and How I Got Over were fantastic. Even their collaboration albums with Elvis Costello and John Legend were amazing.

Comcast came out with a chart of their own that documents the most muted moments of the Final Four, it consists of Charles Barkley's two Capital One commercials.

I wrote this thing about Chet Faker earlier. It'd be pretty rad if you guys read it.

What an abomination. It looks like if Mrs. Met and Bob's Big Boy had a baby born in Chernobyl.

After the game, Schortsanitis legally changed his name to Metta No Peace In The Middle East.

Rick and Morty is quite amazing, but I had to split my time between RAW and the game. I even sacrificed Archer for it.

I know Game of Thrones came back last night, and Silicon Valley premiered, plus the nearly interminable shitshow that was Wrestlemania 30, but did anyone catch Turn on AMC?

Daniel Bryan is not better than Stone Cold.

The Gators lost. I could get Ebola tonight and it would all be okay because the Gators lost.