Yeah, but their kids stay up late and they don't need the gays indoctrinating them before they go to sleep.

Besides the fact that I don't think CBS would bring a gay robot and a "horse" to 11:30.

Ya know... I could see it, but I don't think he'd do it.

Pardon my ignorance to whatever point you're making, but are Letterman and Kimmel on those kinds of terms?

I can't even think of a woman who has the comedic chops and natural charm to pull it off. Ellen Degeneres comes to mind, but I imagine there might be some certain interest groups who wouldn't approve. Well, that and I find her dreadfully annoying.

Please, no. Please.

/insert Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert rumors here

Since I think the Miami Bro is too much of a pigeonhole, behold The South Florida Bro:

So... When do 95% of other top level clubs get the same punishment for doing the same exact thing?

I want this blown up on my wall.

John Calipari and Rick Pitino star in... GREASE!

He had the best real name out of all those guys: Grayson Boucher.

Can I just state the fact that I actually miss having And1 around? Coming home after school and being able to flip on ESPN2 to watch the Mixtape Tour made being a pudgy white kid on a basketball court fun.

Okay, okay... Nick Cannon is taking the whiteface thing a little too far.

Today I was out and about running some errands, when I had a bit of downtime while I got my car serviced, so I attempted to read some things that were happening on a few of the Gawker brands. I say "attempted" because every time I tried to scroll and look at headlines, a sponsored story would pop up suddenly, and open…

Holy shag carpet, Batman!

Let me list all the reasons why I love the International Players Anthem and why I believe it's one of the greatest tracks in hip-hop history:

Nah, he hasn't been as active lately it seems. I don't know if that's because of the format change around here, or what, but I miss him only as a complete stranger in a comment section could.

For the sake of good sportsmanship and the current state of Tottenham, I will refrain from trolling the Gooners.

Under Your Diarrhea Sludge