My beagle:

John Wall: *nods enthusiastically*

Beal is butt. I say this as an attentive and lifelong Bullets/Wizards fan who has watched nearly every game he has played in the NBA.

“is willing to support attacks by a foreign power.”

... bitch, wtf kinda shit are you on?

This makes it sound like you are considering Trump to be a conservative. Poll numbers and the GOP’s top leaders aren’t as convinced…

The thing about folks from Boston is that they are usually insufferable even without sports.

According to Danny Trejo himself, the one person in Hollywood that scares him is John Cusak.

Oh quit. This is nothing but a bunch of staffers speculating on what they could change with an unfriendly Congress. Aren’t journalists supposed to have some kind of understanding of context? Another boring boring email of nothing.

I’m a huge Star Wars fan and I’m just not excited for this. It’s almost entirely down to Felicity Jones. She’s approaching Hayden Christensen levels of irritating in these trailers.

“I went one step better and left behind unused ones.” - Shawn Kemp

Talking to yourself is an early sign of dementia

It’s not easy to become the most obnoxious team in a division with both the Yankees and Red Sox, but the Blue Jays are certainly trying their hardest. Good for them.

When you’re getting free carrot cake delivered, you stay close to the source. Can’t let a good thing go

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

Kyle Orton.

So would that make him Mr. Perfect?

Definitely. I only clicked on it to see what the comments section looked like but these articles are awful.

This kind of article is my least favorite.