“Sausage” as a term of endearment is a British thing... my dad (born and raised in London) calls my mom (born in Buffalo, raised in Western Michigan) that... they’ve been married 31 years... she hates it

I know you have Beal on there but really we could say “any non-Wall Wizards player” even if they’re not young, they are most definitely butt

Snyder seems a little high on the list...

Tried the porkbelly sandwich from Arby’s... it was... eh... didn’t have any additional diarrhea more than what I’d normally get from a trip there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0dfGHrfHzI

and was skinny as shit back then!

Sad that they can’t get along... on the bright side:

if the spurs hit a cold stretch this season, i wouldn’t be surprised if they signed local baller “Fim Funcan” to a couple of 10-day contracts

There’s only one solution

It’s a true shame that Vin has been calling baseball for decades now and yet we’re stuck nationally watching Joe Buck with Tim McCarver and Harold Reynolds... there is no justice

I read this whole thing in Norm’s voice and laughed aloud at my desk like an idiot.

I enjoy Andy Richter in general but I wouldn’t be surprised if Marshawn replaced him as Conan’s sidekick

I like Andy Richter in general but I wouldn’t be sad if they replaced him with Marshawn as Conan’s sidekick

I got married 2 months ago... I told my wife, I’d handle the DJ and the honeymoon. I did and they were great. The end.

On the first 20 NFL draft picks, I’ve actually semi-achieved this in the past with Madden 2004... you play as the Raiders (who were loaded up with really good old guys... Jerry Rice, Tim Brown, Rich Gannon, etc) and just trade all those guys for 1st round picks... Madden only lets you have 10 picks at a time and…

Hamilton Nolan is a fuck because Hamilton Nolan is bad.

Zander and Jazlyn... yoinks