PREVIEW: it is a LOT better.

I found the “kids most likely to get beat up in middle school because of their stupid names” paver five below the Deadspin one.

All these guys are just being overly sensitive—except for Barry Bonds, since pitchers can’t not throw at his head.

And he easily could be going for his FIFTH consecutive MVP right about now. Problem is 1) his shit teammates, and 2) voter fatigue: he’s so good, every single year, that the race becomes Trout v. Mr. Career Season on a Good Team.

Bill Mazeroski

By comparison, that's the same number as Frida Kahlo. Amazing!

Mike Trout has 45.9 fWAR from 2012 to today. The next closest position player has just over 2/3 that much, Josh Donaldson with 31.0. To put that in perspective, through five years Willie Mays had 31.1, Hank Aaron had 28.4, Mickey Mantle had 29.5, Alex Rodriguez had 35.6, Barry Bonds had 31.0, Ken Griffey Jr had 28.1,…

Trout has no gold gloves. Damn that seems crazy.

I don’t think he’s a first ballot HOF’er, because nobody should be.

Just happy Wieters is healthy and having a solid year. A backup catcher with a bat is a luxury.

Compare this to 2001, when the the O’s starting catcher, Brook Fordyce, had nineteen RBIS...in 320 PA.

As an atheist, I’d be better off if you stopped giving the rest of us a bad name.

Pictured: the lawyer in question.

Manny Machado gives me hope that one day I’ll grow up to be big and strong like that.

Chargers Blame it on Bosa, No Va in San Diego.

Marvin Harrison, number 1 with a bullet.

Gather ‘round, friends. It’s time for Drew’s Annual Suicide Note.

Remember when Bradley Beal said the Wizards had the best backcourt in the league? That was kind of like Art Garfunkel saying he was half of the greatest songwriting team in the world.

Chris Jericho is the coolest guy ever. Sure, he got worked by the finish, but he was legitimately concerned about the well being of another worker. He stood up to Brock, knowing that if an actual fight broke out, he would get eaten alive. That is what a locker room leader does.

Also, Jericho fought Goldberg backstage…

The anthropomorphic big toe strikes again.

That only happens in fake wrestling!