St. Louisian here.  The VP Fair has been utter trash since I was a kid.  My parents took us once, and I asked waaaaaaaaaaaaay too many questions. 

That’s some True Detective S1 occulty wierdness *shudders*

What fresh white hell is this?

This sounds extremely similar to my hometown’s Fiesta of Five Flags. And you better believe that one of those flags is the Confederate one. https://www.fiestapensacola.org/

Ellie Kemper must have done this! 

I feel like this writeup requires prior knowledge of the ball. I took a look at the Atlantic article and it seems like it was envisioned along the KKK aesthetic and is exclusively for upper class white St. Louisians.

Apparently, Ellie Kemper was the Veiled Prophet Queen one year. I guess Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt wasn’t her first time at the weird patriarchal sex cult rodeo.

How does “backed by the popular ‘liberal elite from Washington’” not apply double to McGrath? McGrath had 10x as much money spent on ads as Booker, for one, and that money comes from the same liberal elites outside of Kentucky. Plus, McGrath has showed up on late night shows like Seth Meyers and Sam Bee’s shows to…

Mask up y’all, save (sorta) the economy!

I don't get Trump's "Nobody told me" defense. Dude, if nobody is telling you things like this, then you've got a big problem.

he has a beer at the White House with some criminal, to listen to him. Wasn’t having a beer with the police officers. 

That and Skip Gates is a criminal (because he locked himself out of his own house).

Jeff Sessions can eat shit. That’s all I have to say about that.

Just imagine a world where McGrath takes out McConnell, and then in 2022, Booker takes out Rand Paul...

SO MUCH OBAMA.

In case anyone is wondering what a pedal bike bar is,

Meanwhile in NYC...

There was all the Obama — there’s a riot, and he has a beer at the White House with some criminal, to listen to him. Wasn’t having a beer with the police officers. So we said, “We’re on your side. We’ve got your back, you got our thanks”

I wonder if Abbott is mulling a stay at home order. It(mistake, but I’m leaving it!) seems to realize he fucked up, and he is taking steps to rectify some of the issues. They also just sent out an email to people on unemployment to say just kidding about a change that was going into place on the 6th- they are now…

Do you remember when she got married the time before? I do. I remember standing in a Meijer (grocery/misc. similar to Walmart) just before getting into the checkout, and calculating my bill. I was going to be $7 over budget, and was trying to decide whether to put back a six-pack of underwear I needed or a block of…