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Chris can play against the grain when he wants too. He was absolute scum in The Iceman as a Hitman who ran an ice cream truck. And I dug his turn in Knives Out as well. Plus he is good comedy relief as well....his wisecracking tech guy Jensen in The Losers was perfect.

Have you seen his Twitter feed? He’s a full on raging commie liberal! Conservatives loathe him!

The difference between a good pork chop and a dry puck, the difference between succulent chicken and chicken that will kill you, and the difference between a tasty steak and something the president would order? Temperature.

The difference between a good pork chop and a dry puck, the difference between succulent chicken and chicken that

My wife and I have a lot of the fun stuff - slow cooker, pressure cooker, cast iron, air fryer oven. But our use of them has been limited to finding recipes online that actually work and taste good.

My wife and I have a lot of the fun stuff - slow cooker, pressure cooker, cast iron, air fryer oven. But our use of

Yeah he comes off as more “dashing hero” type than a true himbo- most of the times he plays stupid it’s someone evil and not in a “all the girls on Tumblr love this character” kind of way. Jason Mendoza is a great example- I also might list Josh Chan from Crazy Ex Girlfriend though his appeal waxed and waned for me on

1. A good chef’s knife. I have a Wusthof but they are pricey - Victorinox is more affordable.

1. A good chef’s knife. I have a Wusthof but they are pricey - Victorinox is more affordable.

I so want a big friendly bear hug from Jason Momoa or someone just like him.

John Cena

People don´t talk enough about how we have successful transplanted the brain of a golden retriever into NFL tight end. It really is a medical miracle. (Also please have Jezabel adopt the Deadspin´s practice of crowning Gronk with a new nickname when talking about the Human Party Bus that is Gronk)

I don’t know why. I don’t know why. I don’t know why.

Can we add my two personal fave himbos?

Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski

John Cena


This quickly became my favorite part of the whole thing.

I like the way you think. 

A good chef’s knife is essential. I am partial to my Global Classic, but any decent (and sharp!) knife that feels comfortable in your hand should be one of your first buys.

A good chef’s knife is essential. I am partial to my Global Classic, but any decent (and sharp!) knife that feels

My sadistic hope is that Parscale is replaced by Jared Kushner, the Dunning-Kruger Mr. Fix-It of the Trump organization.

Laughed so hard I lost a shoe. Ty. 

Knowing Trump, the next Paul Manafort will be a newly pardoned Paul Manafort. 

Well, Trump went through three campaign managers in 2016, and he fired Lewandowski on June 20, so he would be right on schedule in firing Parscale.

Trumpgate part 2. Dumb ass boogaloo. 

The most interesting thing about this story isn’t the Kpop stans, it’s that the campaign might’ve violated federal law.