And as an ex-Navy SEAL, he’s statistically more likely to have suicidal friends than almost any other demographic...

Yes, this. My brothers would have done something like this as a surprise if they hadn’t had the fear of Mom in them. And I would probably have laughed it off like I laughed off the way they set the getaway car on fire (sort of). At one of their weddings, in a monumental act of self-sacrifice and discipline I stopped…

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

I figured it meant they were on shaky ground from the beginning! (But some say I’m cynical.)

Plenty of smart people have made similar statements prior to that shitbag. No need to credit him for a sentiment before his time.

I’ve been trying, and I just cannot imagine being so fragile that I didn’t have the ability to say, Yes, I misspoke.

And fourth of all “Killing some varmints” isn’t the context that he started with either. If “can I borrow your gun? I need to kill some varmints” isn’t going to result in your borrowing a gun, how do you think “I need to make a trip, alone.  Can I borrow your gun, for... reasons” is going to fly? 

Good lord is Rothman a buffoon. First of all, borrowing a gun isn’t like getting a cup of sugar from your neighbor. If you’re going to be dealing with those kinds of animals, you have the gun to take care of predators. Second of all, a .22 isn’t going to kill “varmint”. Rothman listed one of the ONLY instances where…

Which is obnoxious as hell, and is just another entry on the list of reasons I don’t like her. Yet it doesn’t negate her being more qualified than Williamson for the job.

Marianne. At least Tulsi has been elected to a prior office, and has congressional experience. Williamson hasn’t been elected to do jack shit. We’ve seen what happens when someone jumps in straight to the top office.

Marianne Williamson is a New Age self-help author, and like most New Age self-help authors, she puts a tremendous amount of stock in the power of one’s mind to control their outer circumstances and even influence world events.

My first thought too! See also: Heidi and Seal.

I have an idea. How about all the prayer warriors get together and stand Hands Across America style, directly in the path of the hurricane and take their chances.

Well thanks to the Star’s headline that Tim McGraw and Faith Hill are renewing their vows, I’m officially concerned about their marriage.

This woman is an idiot. Can we all stop pretending otherwise?

So she tweeted this after it was pretty clear that the hurricane would turn away from the the continental US, and not when it was bearing down on the Bahamas. Got it.

Me every time I read some blurb about this vacuous pratt

And her acting ability. 

He should regret falling in love with Tim Burton more. 

Scarlett and Colin... share the same sense of humor.