Yep. I wish I could sit every straight teen girl down and say, “you know what’s hotter than a dude you need to ‘fix?’ A dude that has his shit together and acts like a goddamn adult.”

Keep an eye on Steve Coogan then. She’s got a rage boner for that guy. 

You know, with this comment, and another comment she made about Harvey Weinstein in the mid 90s, I say we should just start asking Courtney Love about all sorts of famous dudes, and see what she says.

Heartbreaker is his best album with some very very good songs. In his heyday he was known for helping to bring Alt-Country into the spotlight. Even Heartbreaker, though, is fouled by some pretty self-indulgent tracks. He’s a guy who can’t edit himself, and it shows in everything he does.

Adams came out of the gate on fire - Whiskeytown was great, the band was good enough to offset Adams’s AOR tendencies. Then he went solo and the first album was good (in large part because of David Rawlings) and after that it’s been piles of shit.

He’s been treated like a genius because of a 5 year run that ended in…

I love the movie, but the book is truly amazing. 

I read the book both for pleasure and then as an assigned reading in a literary theory course. It’s a wonderful book, PD James, while mostly a murder mystery author, really did an excellent job with this one. The movie was only okay, though I love Julianne Moore and Clive Owen. 

Isn’t this the schtick of Children of Men?

Well that’s going to be the shortest movie ever made. And Elisabeth Moss - can you fucking stop already?! Between this and Scientology, I am disappoint.

This x 1000.  It’s a nice start, but he’s not that ripped! 

Pat Boone has harder music than this overwrought candyass.

I was going to ding you for calling it a dad-bod, but you said “good” dad-bod, which I totally agree with.

Friend of a friends comment about him “when vanilla thinks it’s hot sauce”. 

Well, I mean, Timberlake is the one who ripped the damn breastplate off, her breast was exposed but she didn’t expose it. The video is creepy and makes you wonder who the fuck thought any of that was a good idea (even if you go with the story he was suppose to just expose a red lace bra).

Not that breasts or nipples…

Built? That’s a bit generous. That’s a “good” dad bod. It screams dad bod. Which is perfectly fine but you need to be fucking ripped, enviously low body fat and fucking BUILT if you’re going to pull this shit while doing a performance that is limper than a spinach salad left in the rain.

Here’s what I don’t get. Maroon 5's music is about as edgy and challenging as a Fluffernutter sandwich with glass of 1% milk. And yet, this Levine wanker acts like he’s Mike Ness or Henry Rollins or something. Dangerous Mr. Tough guy hitting you with one feather after another. Pat Boone has harder music than this…

I haven’t watched the doc but I have watched an interview with him in prison from shortly before he died where he was ranting about how pornography was partially to blame for why he became who he was and I realized, “This guy is a full-of-shit blowhard who knows he will get a lot of traction with the fundamentalist…

We had a serial rapist/killer stalking my childhood neighborhood and the police took years to arrest him, even after his own family tried to turn him in. During this time they were constantly taking in immigrants and homeless men for questioning. Once they finally arrested him, media coverage all focused on how well ed…

It paints him a pathological liar, a narcissist who thought he was smarter than everyone else, even though he actually wasn’t that intelligent (he did average in school, he flunked the LSATs, fucked up his own defense, evaded capture more by luck than design, and wasn’t caught only because undeveloped technology at…

The banality of evil.