“Aren’t you that faggot Empire nigger?”

Because our public discourse has devolved to the point where "adult humans having a consensual relationship" can be scandalized, even when a President who admitted he sexually abused women on a hot mic is sitting in the goddamn Oval Office.

Because when rich white people use their connections to get ahead, that’s just expected, but when minorities do it, that’s clearly horrible and cheating and a violation of everything America stands for.

Because she’s a single woman.

Don’t disparage dogs by comparing them to Ptomaine Lahren! When my dogs have licked their balls, they’re just trying to be clean. This Tiny Liar person has little purpose for her shenanigans. 

Can we not feature Tacky Lowhen’s views on anything anymore? Not only are they stupid, horrible takes but ... well, actually, that’s probably enough of a reason. But seriously, she doesn’t say shit worth hearing/reading. It’s like “hey, look, that dumb dog is licking his own balls again.”

Yep, the monster mom is my best friend's husband's bother's wife. I really, truly believe her invite, and the plus one allowance was just a cheap ploy for extra 14-1219tcx gifts. I assume she is crazier now, but my friend and her husband don't really get along with his family.

“I didn’t have much experience of how to organize domesticity.”

Brad Pitt promoted unsafe houses using celebrity architects and never went to check on it. Of course he’s responsible, he’s the co-founder.

That’s definitely true. 

True, she can... but at the same time I can’t help but feeling that Thatcher is gross, visceral evil rather than fun, camp evil.

It’s the same with Churchill. All the impressions and portrayals are fun and games until you remember those 3 million people in Bengal.

This is shaping up to be a wonderful series cast, but I’m slightly worried that Gillian Anderson as Thatcher will temper my antipathy toward the Iron Lady. I’d rather not be the slightest bit fond of Thatcher, even if obliquely so.

I would have told her to pray for the kids dying in the border camps.

Where the (Legal) Weed At?

I ONLY READ IT FOR THE ARTICLES--THE ONES I’M WRITING. SCHOLARLY ARTICLES.

He’s doing 17th century text messaging right there. He's shocked he's getting the handy that he is based off the text she hadn't gotten yet.

I’m dying - the guy in the fifth pic looks like he’s checking his phone

Right, I am Superintendent Gaskell of the Vice Squad and this is a raid!

I remember having to read this in grad school.  Nothing makes an erotic novel less erotic than parsing the hell out of every sentence for the sake of literary criticism.

As I told my parents and their pearl-clutching Boomer friends, nothing about what she said was untrue. He is a motherfucker, and we should impeach him. To think it was “stupid” (their words) of her to say something like that in public because Ladies Don’t Cuss is the epitome of tone policing.