I would bet money that they’re canned clams. Or it’s quite possible the entire recipe is Campbell’s. The owner is a man who eats McDonald’s and KFC’s.  

KFC with a hint of spray tan fumes.

I’m still waiting for the cole slaw-scented body wash.

It is very much a thing. Australia is so multicultural and awesome, but it’s also a giant pit of sulky bogans whining that “it used to alright to say that stuff”. Our colourful local vernacular is sometimes charming but it’s also a linguistic shitshow in terms of racism/sexism/you name it (hence gems like ‘Jap test’,…

I didn’t know this was a thing until college. My first year neighbor was Australian and had trouble adjusting because she just didn’t know what was considered racist. For example, I mentioned we had a pop quiz in one of my classes, and she said, “oh no! You had a Jap test!” and then was very confused when everyone was…

Of course Miss Australia was doing this too. We’re such a bunch of racist assholes.

What, does Trump have his own cologne now?

What a gross non-apology. Horrible behavior. I hope she and Miss Australia and Miss Columbia are disqualified...

I mean, she does spell her name Kayti...

And how many women’s careers didn’t get off the ground, despite never even knowing him, because they didn’t have the Cybills/other victims of the world as role models, or as evidence that women could lead shows and be funny?

Kushner is one of those people, that everytime I see his picture, I’m glad I keep my cats indoors. 

• More bad news for Trump: his 2017 inaugural committee is under criminal investigation for possibly misspending some of the money it raised and over whether its donors gave money in exchange for access, which all sounds extremely believable and very illegal. [Wall Street Journal]

I remember seeing a comment somewhere a long time ago, that Jar Jar looks like a Law and Order murderer in an episode that takes a weird twist in the last 15 minutes.  I’m pretty convinced that in the last “15 minutes” of this national nightmare, we’ll find out some pretty creepy ass shit about Jar Jar.

How DOES he straddle the line between ‘complete milquetoast non-entity’ and ‘terrifying serial killer who will most certainly take pleasure in your drawn-out torture’ so deftly? Because I honestly am totally ambivalent when I look at this photo.

So... would you suggest that instead of CBS paying him 120$MILLION to go away... he should pay such an amount to all the women/people whose careers/lives were damaged/ruined by him? sounds fair...

Not just that, think of how they used their power to sculpt society and media to ensure their behavior was encouraged. It’s truly mind blowing how much this seeps into our culture. 

Basically because contractual obligation is not affected by allegations of sexual misconduct unless there is an explicitly written clause in the contract that defines such misconduct as a breach of contract.  Hopefully companies will start including such language in the future, but until then, this is the disgusting…

Not surprised by this. He made it his personal mission to ruin Janet Jackson’s life and tried to ruin Howard Stern’s career. He’s vindictive, petty and vengeful. I hope he doesn’t see a dime of the $120 million and gets sued for millions too. 

Right? How many truly unique and fantastic talents have just been MISSED because of miserable shitbags like Moonves??

WIll someone explain to me how he has ANY room to negotiate a severance at all? How do men like that leave with gobs of cash?