It’s an obscene number of Instagram posts, yes.

749 times? That’s twice a day.  Doesn’t he have an actual job?  Or isn’t he at least supposed to pretend?

Maybe he thought Hawaii was New England because it’s an island and so is Old England. 

Literally the first thing that popped into my head.  No one in Hawaii is ordering Chowder.

...seriously, what the fuck is going on in this picture? Are they hunting? Are they swamp guerrillas? Are they Wolverines?

Um, sadly you missed some (white) women. Ivanka, with lip game on point and mouth slightly parted, is pushing her bangs back. Sarah Succubus is rowing like a brawny troll in the foreground, and Kellyanne Con-Job sits with her big gun at the ready mostly hidden behind Colonel Moustachio.

Jon McNaughton is a Fucking Shithead who conservatives just LOVE. They post his stupid, god damned paintings everywhere, with no understanding of why they are useless.

Who the fuck orders New England Clam Chowder in Hawaii? 

I recently read somewhere that, lately, Kid Rock has been looking like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock. I’ll never get that image out of my head.

Yep. They’ll be coming even harder for us all after this. Get ready for 2020.

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Lol. Typing on phone + short Kinja edit window gets me again. Though, in my defense, it was Bush, so there’s really no telling what type of fool/full he meant...

Newly elected governor of Illinois JB Pritzker (D) says he wants to legalize marijuana right away in 2019. We haven't had a functioning budget in years, so we'll see if he can make this happen.

Thread that cracked me up today:

That’s why I said Dollar Store :-)

The Lannisters at least paid their debts. These clowns are more like House Frey.

I’m really looking forward to the day the Dollar Store Lannisters get their butts handed to them by Mueller/voters/revolutionaries.

It was the dreadful Xmas of 2015 when my youngest nephew took his norovirus and handed it out like candy at Xmas dinner. We were all sick by noon the next day, all 12 of us.