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Haggis, the spicy meat pie that bites back!  

Like crystal dust on an infrared wind....

It was so upsetting to see this crap when my friend’s sister was dying of cancer. Quack MLM basic bitch idiots would crawl out of the woodwork to offer coconut hull smoothies or lemongrass enemas as the cure for Stage 4 cancer, on a post where the family had asked if someone could volunteer to walk their dog on

With Tiger Team Synergy! 

In Detroit, every Middle Eastern restaurant asks if you want a side of garlic sauce with your meal.  It's toum!  I always wondered how to make it at home, and now I know.  Thanks!

Come join us! It is a beautiful state, the people, music, art and food in Detroit are great - I really can’t recommend it highly enough.

I often think about the differences a mile makes. My neighbor has two grandsons, one in Detroit, the other in Windsor. The Canadian grandson goes to bilingual public education and has socialized healthcare, college and pension. Her American grandson has none of these things. One mile, one river, two very different

A few things from a person on the ground in Michigan:

Now *that* is the kind of SNS story that I need, that the world needs now.  Love it!

Really nice, totally captures the vibe of the original while putting your own spin on it.  👏👏👏

Got it, and thank you! I realize my original post is probably a bit grumpy, but I used to look forward to the cute animal stories or funny jokes at the beginning of SNS as a bit of escapism. With the tough news from around the world on almost every front, I feel like that little bit of sunshine is more important than

Can we please stop with depressing SNS articles? They used to be cute or funny stories. Now we are on week two of obituaries. More Fiona, less death, please.

And, just to be absolutely clear, Mary Barra is a lying trashbag of a human being as well. She deserves general hatred and scorn. She just isn’t in the wrong in this one, very particular case.

We also visited Yellowstone last summer. The signs, warning people in sixteen different languages and with illustrations of what will happen, directed visitors to stay the heck away from the wildlife. And the signs are posted everywhere. As shown in the videos embedded in the story, full-grown bison are intimidating

The one thing I will say is that Alabama (never, not for anything, not for me) is not the entire middle part of the country. The Twin Cities, Madison, Detroit/Ann Arbor, Cleveland, Cincinnati, Philly, Pittsburgh - basically the Great Lakes region has tons of cool, relatively affordable cities full of cool people. It

Hole-leeeee hell.  That is amazing.  You are amazing.  That is all.

One more vote in favor of this. I have a good, union job that can continue online. If this money ends up in my account, I will donate it to those who are not as fortunate as I am - either directly, through local rent/utility assistance, or through the food bank.  But I totally agree - don't let perfect be the enemy of

I’m with you. Actual Nordic design forever! Our climate is super cloudy and dark in the winter, and the light walls ceiling and floor are essential for my sanity.

We live in a very gloomy (sunshine-wise) climate. White walls and light colors are essential to getting through the winter without feeling like you live in a cave.

He's never met a lie too bold to tell. 🤢🤮