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These blankets are the perfect encapsulation of Jeff Flake, because they talk tough, but fold whenever given the opportunity.

🤢🤮 The NYT was seen as the ā€œgold standardā€ paper when I was young. Now, I find myself reading WaPo and The Guardian. NYT legitimizing racist and proto-facist lines of thinking in the opinion authors has me clicking elsewhere.

This looks photoshopped in a strange way. Like the light on him is different than the light in the forest? Like he was photographed in a weird Glamour Shots studio perched on tge edge of a full-sized adult chair, then added to a stock photo of the forest in Wisconsin?

People unafraid to roll the food poisoning dice of life!Ā 

It is the position that many even partially woke white dudes find themselves in. Even when they begin to understand how mind-bogglingly unearned nearly everything in their life is, the fear of what happens if you step aside and let someone else have a seat keeps them firmly rooted in place. Sharing more means them…

We began watching stories centered on women, ideally at least partially written by women (source material or screenplay). In Mr. Smuttins words, ā€œWow. These movies/shows are so much better. Deeper, more complex, more interesting...just really better in every way.ā€

I’ve been singing the praises of this film far and wide. It really is amazing, through and through.Ā  Great performances, great stories, great directing.Ā  All around top notch.Ā 

This is what I needed, but didn't know I needed today.

Indeed. I nearly bought it to frame it for my office. And I may still do so if they have some leftĀ after the Christmas cash drought is over.

I visited a print shop today to buy some cards. They had a lovely letterpress version of this quote, a solid contender whenever you run into an insistent constitutional originalist:

As others have said - high protein, high veggies, lots of water, very low/no processed carbs, very low/no added sugar, low amounts of alcohol. Not the thing that most people want to hear...but it the only thing that works for me.Ā Ā 

Whatever this was - probably not norovirus based on your description - it hit approximately 24 hours after exposure and took no prisoners. Not a 6'4, 250 lb uncle, not a 17 year old cousin, no one. escaped unscathed. We all were exploding from both ends for 2-3 days. It was horrible. We couldn’t even keep water down.…

Your brain is my brain. I used to be able to watch the transcribed versions of his stupid words, but the sound of his stupid voice forming stupid, single-syllable words leaving his stupid face hole was too much. Now, even reading the words is too much.

Oh man. Are your cousins my cousins? Because the virulent and violent, take-no-prisoners norovirus transmitted from my younger cousin on Christmas Eve was the stuff of legend. Like, why would you come to a huge family dinner if you couldn’t go more than 20 min. without erupting?!?

Watch out, if your name is Agnes, you may die of apoplexy.

This, this, 1000 x this.

White people - how inclusive!Ā  I think you mean White Men Over 55. (Insert vomit sounds here.)

I wish that Florida was....😩

We have several friends who have had the surgery, including one double replacement (staggered, one then the other.). Based on their experience and advice: Treat your physical therapy like a job - don’t scrimp or cheat. Be kind to yourself, and realize that it will take awhile to get back to 100%.

+1 for being untidy vs. filthy. Having a pair of socks on the floorĀ or not making your bed everyday is *way different* than leaving food or dirty dishes around.Ā  One is visually unpleasant, the other is a health hazard!Ā Ā