Golden Sharpie. Pure class.

Most of the locals seem to soften the last syllable: Ham-tram-migg.

I never will. GM used super sketchy/abusive eminent domain procedures to amass the huge area of land to build the Hamtramck/Detroit plant, destroying neighborhoods, and driving down the prices offered to landowners to the point that many could not find comparable housing after their forced buy-out. Now GM is going to…

“The Filth helped me through some really difficult times.”

I don’t know if Mrs. Dump is sad, but she’s certainly the thirstiest FLotUS ever. And following the most effortlessly elegant, razor sharp, cool FLotUS in history (Michelle Obama, of course) really shows off how bargain basement and desperate she is.

No, it keeps coming up on my Netflix suggestions, but it looks pretty Braveheart-ish.  AKA over-acted and slightly cheesy.  Perhaps one day I will give in and watch it, but the day when IT Crowd reruns are still available won't be that day.

Your belief that he “reads” a “newspaper” each morning puts way too much faith in him IMHO. Substitute “gets hot and bothered watching whatever Faux News garbage is on at that hour” and I’d bet you are getting much closer. Reading and learning are for libtards, dontchaknow. 😉

Well, poop.  I was thinking about quitting Facebook in favor of Instagram only.  I need to keep up with Evil Corp. mergers. 😩

Choosing to paper over racism, sexism, misogyny, war, police brutality, lack of healthcare, lack of eucation, lack of transportation, and a lack of basic human compassion to share overcooked turkey with monsters = the height of white privilege.

Why I Avoid Most of My Extended Family Reason #759,000:

Yaaaas! Case Histories all the way!  

One more vote for setting boundaries. My mother went through a monstrous period after she and my father divorced. I had to set hard limits with her or have panic attacks every time she called. I told her that I was/am not an unpaid therapist, and TBH, I endured an entire childhood of bickering and blaming. I’m sure as…

Is Instagram evil as well?  I use it to keep up with a couple of my hobbies, and I honestly like it much more than Facebook.  

Uuuugh. MBAs. The worst people with the worst ideas to improve “efficiency” at my former jobs all had MBAs. Their ideas always involved unnecessarily complicating things that were working smoothly and easily, generally also involving a new software with an ugly and useless UI. Their departments would bloat to two…

Five!  Wowsas.  We were bitterly complaining about 25 degrees two day ago, but yesterday came back up to 45.

The answering the phone thing isn’t age based in my experience. I understand if someone has a partner who may go into labor that day, or if the caller calls back three times in quick succession, or they have a seriously ill family member or friend - by all means, take the call. But to automatically jump onto the phone…

How did I forget how sweaty and icky he is in Atonement?  I loved the film, but yikes is he a creep.  And not foxy at all.  

Ohmygoodness.  I had forgotten about his horrible blonde hair in that Phillip Seymour Hoffman film about spying in Germany.  Black hair is REALLY the only right choice here.  

Benedict Cumberbatch needs to get smart and realize his best look is with black hair, a la Sherlock.  His normal midtone brown doesn't do it.  

That is horrible! I am white, but I am constantly asked if I am a grad assistant. It definitely doesn’t compare to being asked if I am facing criminal charges, repeatedly, in court.  It does feel slightly garbagey to have people constantly assume that you are less qualified than you are. 🤬