“Yeah! Go back to denying LGBT people service like we intended! Feeding the poor? That’s very.....SOCIALIST of you comrade!”

This lady sounds awesome, but I can’t get mad at the cops either. I’m sure those laws are in place to make sure anyone feeding large groups of people is following a health code and not feeding homeless people expired food or broken glass or human fingers or whatever.

We’re currently about to pass a ban on fracking bans... so you probably won’t have to wait long.

Ma’am, if you want to pray, go to church .

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Chow…

It’s all right to be Christian, but cut it out with that actual Christ-Like behavior, you hear?

I might follow this story. Well until Texas fast tracks the “Fuck the Homeless” bill just so they can fine her 2 grand.

There’s nothing better than a great film critic demolishing a shitty movie http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/deuce-…

That last one is beautiful.

NONE OF THE ABOVE

I think that bulge qualifies as a “known unknown”.

okay wtf

I had a theory that it was the flax oil I take. They make rope from flax, right?

Interesting!

I can barely stand regular Vogue. I can’t imagine how insipid Teen Vogue is.

That “BUT” actually made my butt clench in fear.

I was very nervous and having to listen to my own nervous yammering while transcribing was absolute torture.

Tig Notaro wordlessly pushing a chair around a stage for five minutes is funnier than anyone else doing anything.

Anyone who calls this traveling can die in a fire.