I feel justified in snarking since I gave myself this same haircut with Crayola scissors when I was in kindergarten; honey- what is with your bangs?

Well he certainly didn’t say everything that you would say, but I didn’t hear anything that was irrational or unthoughtful in what he did say. If we’re going to scrutinize his response to this degree, can we acknowledge that it was a tacky question he was responding to to begin with, one which was asked in order to…

What did you hear that wasn’t rational or thoughtful?

That sucks. He seems pretty clear-eyed about it, and I give him props for talking about it in such a way. I think this is especially hard for men to do.

It looks like it would make a deep, earthquake-inducing didgeridoo noise.

Edit: wrong spot!

I found it;

Do you have a snail-mailing address for the glitterati?

I think that’s an excellent point; 14% is a national average, and it doesn’t take regional differences or population density into account.

When a hetero couple becomes pregnant...

So I don’t think in *every* case that one explosive relationship spells doom for a person’s whole future. It doesn’t have to be a pattern.

Some people are just too explosive together. It’s like bad alchemy, and it makes for non-stop drama, and often violence. I’ve seen it with other lesbian couples, straight couples and gay couples too; two people who are perfectly capable of controlling their impulses separately, but can’t help lighting each other’s…

I can’t fucking stand daytime t.v., not even ironically or hate-watching or whatever the excuse is these days. I find it so, so depressing. I don’t think there’s any level I could enjoy this on.

*cringe* Seems a bit... lowbrow.

I seriously doubt that. Do they discuss it on their reality show? No. They took extraordinary steps to cover it up.

I don’t understand why they’d agree to an interview if they weren’t willing to be honest. It’s sort of fascinating that they seem to sincerely think they can fudge reality.

Keep in mind; he did not have to stuff his haunches and paunches into those stretchy white pants. That was a choice. It seems like an odd one.

That’s so dumb and perfect. I like you.

#babybod?

I’m guessing he dropped very precisely into them from a great height.