benjaminallover
benjaminallover
benjaminallover

paleo diet probably = scavenged bird eggs, grubs, miner's lettuce, misc. berries & roots. Not a 16-oz porterhouse steak with avocado mousse and coconut sugar and raw chocolate bon bons for dessert.

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Please join me in imagining the local TV spots for this theoretical restaurant, though.

O Canada is an anthem - like all anthems, it's easy to sing, which may make it sound boring.

Haha! I have told that same thing to someone on jez before.

My wedding cost $6,500.00 for food, DJ, photog, event space, booze, flowers, favors (good ones, re-usable shopping bags) my dress, his suit, the most amazing handmade chuppah, various taxis etc for my marvin um mother PLUS the day after fish and bagel breakfast for my family.

Ah, sweet divorce.

JE-RRY! JE-RRY! JE-RRY!

First 3 comments are all about the dogs. Yup. Misanthropy for the win.

Yeah, you definitely can't lump all the First Nations in with the Haida but the potential is there to develop a pattern with different elements. A Woodland Cree style maple leaf would be cool.

Sure, except in Canada, it's not called "stealing." Rather, you find something, decide that no one else is using it, and then declare it as your own. (Nationalistic anthems follow shortly thereafter).

That is fucking awesome. I'd love our flag to change to that. Can I steal it?

The Canadian anthem > the US anthem.

cool.

The Perfect GIF.

Kris, never stop.

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