No joke on an airplane right now and after reading that I woke up my seat neighbors with a long "daaaaaam." I think I'm in love, or at least her number one fan now...
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Back in college my (at the time) boyfriend's frat kicked a guy out for disrespectfully bragging about a girl he'd hooked up with. I didn't get the details, but I always felt safe at that house knowing that they did NOT think shit like that was cool at all.
Well looks like I'm never eating anything again.
their actual press release says 'we have two black friends'
Maybe he meant it more like that Mack might not want to have her name associated with domestic violence for the rest of her life. She didn't ask to be a martyr, etc. But I didn't understand what Shrayber meant by that either; I'm just throwing things out there.
Well, I don't know Chuck Zito, but if he said that then fuck Chuck Zito.
Tongue-deaf!!!!! hahahahaha!!!
Anybody who thinks it's hypocritical for us to hate rape and like sex isn't very good at thinking.
no,some depraved piece of shit posted highly disturbing gifs/images involving violence acted upon humans. that's why us readers can't post images.
"Am i missing something?"
I'll take Kristoff, give me short but thick over long and skinny any day on the week... and twice on Sundays (because I'm a good Catholic boy).
Restaurants always over-dress salads! I typically get a balsamic-based dressing, and I don't need so much that the lettuce is bobbling around in the dressing sea of my bowl! I always ask for it on the side. A litte dab'll do ya.
Sad but very, very true. Also one thing I've found is with a lot of "healthy" branded options in places I go for lunch (like boxed salad type things) they won't include the dressing in the calorie count. It's really irritating because you can be sure if you put the whole pot on it'll double it.
It is like the bubble tea of my nightmares (and bubble tea is already horrifying).
I'm British and I never had ranch dressing until I went to Orlando when I was about 10. I had a salad with ranch and I puked (I think it was partly the sun and too much sugar at Universal, but to this day even the smell of ranch makes me nauseated).
RANCH IS GROSS.
I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH CRYING DUE TO STORIES ON GAWKER MEDIA THEN I READ ABOUT MIXING RANCH WITH TEA
And this is actually a thing...how did I not know about this ridiculousness.