Update: my dad likes your gif

That's what I guessed :)

Self-flagellation is a pretty decent upper body workout.

Not knowing, and asking, and failing to receive a response as to why someone has an ongoing beef with oneself on kinja is hardly a crisis for Pete's sake. Let's not be dramatic. You have to admit it IS sort of funny that the person you hate the most has no idea why. Which of us is Homer, and which is Grimes? I'm…

Vague. Evasive. Meek. Disappointing. :(

I don't know you as a commenter

Haha what? You're a feminist? Since when?

Madonna: Please stop.

While I think I agree with you for the most part, I don't think most folks' main issue was the fact that he'd said some gross things but the fact that he was banning anyone he did not like from the site without cause. They hired someone who would not allow any comment or commenter that disagreed with him even mildly,…

Vapid's one of those dogwhistle words that only an MRA seething at women from under the brim of his fedora uses.

Just a suggestion. Your interact with me in a peculiar and unique way. Nobody else hates me with such passion, and yet you star my comments pretty consistently. Just wondering what that's about. I'm never sure if I should try speaking to you like you speak to me, or just dismiss you, or just continue to politely…

I think I would enjoy shaving it off as foreplay.

Think about that for a minute; if you're only reading names when you disagree with someone, then to you, every single person here you recognize is someone you disagree with on every point. Maybe you should try it the other way around, like everyone else does. That might improve your user experience (and attitude).

I don't recall ever being in a social group where everybody dressed the same, but maybe I just didn't see it. I come from a place that's so small there were no distinguishable fashion tribes so maybe that's why. Our high school was delineated along the lines of which types of drugs kids did.

I’d like to think I would have that kind of presence of mind, but I know that I do not. I am being dead serious when I say that I would become violent if some piece of shit had the temerity and lack of judgement or morals to say that to my fucking face. Sincere kudos to the protesters for not getting violent. They are…

Nice arms. Would do.

You know that's an idiotic question, right?

Oh look. It's you.

I guess I assume a base-line of empathy from people and this is why they continuously disappoint me. It’s a stunningly ignorant thing for anyone to say let alone a person employed by a University. What is wrong with people?

“I feel like I’m being violated in the same way that you’re defending women’s bodies… It’s like you’re becoming the oppressors.”