You’re not just an “asshole” or a “shithead.” You’re evil. That’s the only word that applies. Just plain evil. You’ve been doing something horrible, for years, and you don’t care because you don’t think you’ll get caught. If you had a conscience, you’d know it doesn’t matter if she finds out or not. You know you’re…

Criminals shooting people is completely different because we didn’t give those criminals authority over us with a badge and a gun “to serve and protect.” When police unlawfully shoot someone, it’s worse than a crime. It’s a betrayal of the trust we put in them. They are, obviously, to be held to a higher standard than…

You’re not making yourself look any better with all this rage and intentionally misunderstanding the points others are making. Advocating that people get the help they need is not the crime against humanity you’re making it out to be.

Debt is not death. A financial crisis is not death. None of these problems come close to a lack of drinking water and electricity that will actually result in a high death toll. It could use other forms of help long term, but none of those other problems were humanitarian emergencies like this is.

They released everything they promised, and more. They never initially promised single player because we came nowhere near the stretch goal, but they did it anyway because they try much too hard to please people who clearly don’t appreciate it. I’ve never encountered so many trolls in one game before, but the game…

Rain and snow are weather. Desert and arctic are climates. Does that help?

The Great Barrier Reef bleached and died recently because of the rise in ocean temperature. This is not some wild hypothesis about what might happen years from now. This is happening, and has been happening for a long time now. Denying it at…

What’s not to get about you calling yourself stupid?

You’re a Kotaku reader who just insulted all Kotaku readers. Hence, you are also, “too stupid to realize that this is a blog site.”

You know you just insulted yourself.

How is the public going to be able to hold anyone accountable if there aren’t journalists to report when something horrible is happening? Their job is to give voices to the voiceless, and power to the powerless. It was always a social justice occupation, and I really doubt you work in it, so maybe take the word of the…

Not if it’s an industry-wide problem, which this absolutely is. Leaving to work somewhere else only means they get treated just as badly by a different company, because there’s an endless ocean of programmers trying to get in, so they know they’re all replaceable, and if they don’t overwork their people, they’ll lose…

It’s hilarious that you don’t see the contradiction between, “Don’t like your hours? Get a new job!” and “I rarely get as furious at any point during the day than when I visit this site” yet you still come here anyway. Don’t like it? Get a new site! Make your own! Because that’s a hell of a lot easier than game…

No need to attribute to karma was is adequately explained by causality.

It’s impossible enough that the regular batmobiles are able to get through the equivalent of Manhattan without hitting constant traffic everywhere. A huge SUV would stand even less chance of getting through such congested streets.

Why won’t this guy and Anthony Weiner just get into Sex Addicts Anonymous already?! I swear they’re the only ones who don’t realize they have a serious problem. I mean, how much can you completely destroy an extremely promising career and life before that incredibly thick denial finally cracks?

I think the worst part is that he says the exact same recording of the exact same line every time. Always the same line when the first civilian drops, then the same line every time the second person dies, and the same every time for the third. I don’t think I’ve lost more than three, but I assume it’s always the same…

Yeah, we already covered that football does terrible damage to people, and college football in particular is known to pass students through classes without actually teaching them anything. None of that is related to MMA, which is much safer and not an educational institution. Professional fighters don’t suffer the…

None of the things you tried to make analogies to were actually consensual, so there’s no connection. If there were long term consequences to MMA, we would have seen them years ago. People have been doing this for decades already in its current form. Thousands of years in general martial arts. Whatever personal issues…

But “ill-advised” though?

I don’t enjoy fighting, but other people do, and are very good at it. I like to watch them, and they like to have an audience. MMA specifically is among the safest sports, statistically. It doesn’t have any of the brain damage scandals of football or the injuries and deaths of boxing because of the rules and referees.…