I completely agree, especially since it so often triggers fights, then once again Dana White gets between them, smiling like he’s trying to defuse the situation that he just obviously intentionally caused. I don’t see why they can’t weigh them in privately, preferably when they show up at the arena the day of the…

Except that it wasn’t “one cocksure second.” It was every second for the full round and a half of the entire fight. No one lucky shot by Holm or tragic mistake by Rousey. No fluke. Total domination.

Reading this after the fight is extremely hilarious. Is there any penalty for writing an article that ends up being so completely wrong?

The Aztecs? So wait, we’re taking our moral standards from a society that frequently performed ritual human sacrifices? Who do we think we are? Modern people who aren’t limited by the backwards ethics of distant ancestors. Hopefully we’re a little more enlightened than that.

And you prove my point by admitting he has mental issues. I'm glad we could agree on some level, at least.

For nearly all of medical history, we could only study the brain after death, when there was no activity to detect. Now, we're finally able to scan brain activity, but soon, through the Brain Mapping Project,…

People love things for mental reasons. They hate things for mental reasons. All human behavior comes from the brain.

Sanity is not subjective. There are many, many diagnoses for all the different ways in which the brain can go wrong, and the effects of that change are constantly being studied in countless people all…

God caught him?! Oh man, that must have been an awesome thing to witness! Where are THOSE photographs?!

You think this is sane behavior?

Huh. I was coming here just to say I want a never-ending version of the recent XCOM: Enemy Unknown, except with paranormal enemies. Ideally, it would be a licensed BPRD (Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense, the Hellboy government agency) game, where you recruit, train, and equip soldiers before sending them out…

As I have said so, so many times... Just because something isn't real, that doesn't mean it's not important. Every war in history was fought over things that aren't real. Ideas and their significance to people tend to be pretty heavy stuff.

Yeah, German was a beautifully rigid language in all regards except for the infuriating der, die and das. Then den, dem, and all the other possible combinations. Japanese is also very rigid, except its counting systems and kanji.

I think you're confusing "carbon" with "hydrocarbon." We don't burn carbon. We can't really. It's an atomic element. Matter does not get much smaller than that. We burn hydrocarbon molecules, which break up into hydrogen and carbon. We can make more, too. We'll never run out. Still, it's dirty, and getting too…

Wait... you think the government "asks" for taxes from people? Taxes are not a request, they're a demand, and the government does not need a reason to demand taxes. They'll take them without any justification. They don't need to come up with any big lies to make us hand over our share.

I always wanted to find a way to split CO2 into C and O2 using a device inside the lungs, so you'd never need to take another breath. Your lungs could endlessly recycle one breath for the rest of your life. But then I'm not sure how we'd talk.

Don't give Neal Adams any ideas. He's troubled.

Men would lie and say they have it on when they don't. At least, enough of them to ruin it for the rest of us. Men don't have as much to lose, since it's harder for them to catch diseases and they can't get pregnant.

Wait... that's not Knight Rider?

McShane certainly never got to talk or act like this on Kings, though.

I believe that gentleman pronounced it more like "Swejin."

Should have agreed to save the Princess only to ransom her back.