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And today is Zack’s least-favorite day of the year, too.

And today is Zack’s least-favorite day of the year, too.

CM Punk (and presumably AJ) believe that Vince McMahon intentionally sent Punk his termination papers on their wedding day. 

Counterpoint: David Price is an over-sensitive penis, who is using what should be an incredibly happy moment to instead settle a score in which he is the only side who really cares or thinks it’s personal.

Eh, fuck Self. He should have to spend the afterlife waiting behind Charlie Weis and Mark Mangino in the buffet line.

It is “everyone,” and that’s the defense’s entire argument. Within a few minutes of Gatto’s opening testimony, Oregon was called out by name as having offered payments to Bowen (I think, though it may have been one of the other players). That brings Nike into the fold, and they did the same with Maryland/Under Armour.

I’m just seeing this now, but I am (as always) a dumb-dumb, and this is a good, funny response.

I understand that they “make movies, pal” rather than think of themselves as a wrestling company. But they really need a ‘three strikes and you’re out’ policy on blatantly unsafe in-ring work, no matter how entertaining the performer is or how many E! reality shows they have.

Smaller dailies are already almost entirely killed off (qualitatively if not formally), and it’s due in equal measure to the internet existing, VC or not, and the corporate capital present actually in the newspaper business itself.

I read this as “pre-notarized DNA,” and went through a whole cycle of confusion, then hilarity over when I next thought was absurdist commentary on Jeter’s desire to procreate.

I’m not discounting this possibility. It still doesn’t change the fact that McGruber is a source for Charania’s report about Lillard’s deal - which seems to be the part that Giri is making fun of. The Lillard aspect is absolutely news, because of all of the ancillary stuff necessary to keep small-market stars happy

Welcome to Billyville, where one nice dribble move results in 3000 words about how “this guy, who most fans already are vaguely familiar with and isn’t that good when it comes to the overall playing of the soccer, is actually the best dribbler in the world, and everyone needs to pay more attention to him, and he would

As I’m not seeing anything in the press release about Lillard’s personal (though obviously not independent) deal with the company, I’m not sure what’s being made fun of here.

From almost the moment Van Dijk parked his oversized ass in the middle of the defense, Andy Robertson has been playing like one of the best left backs in the world.

They didn’t ban blood - after all, Randy Orton was bleeding from his leg just last night, and Vince himself let Kevin Owens bust him open with a headbutt - but they banned blading, the longtime wrestler practice of cutting yourself to draw blood, to heighten the drama of a match.

“Needs more Jack Tunney” is my most persistent WWE criticism, too.

It was garbage how hard HBO was pulling for Canelo - but, well, GGG did need a KO to win.

He had several good games when he was on the field a season ago , and played 70 snaps while hauling in a very difficult TD catch just last week. He very clearly hasn't lost it, skill-wise, though rust and stamina may be a factor in the near-term. 

He should at least have the decency to teach those two how to play defense first.