No, not plausible. Sure, you didn’t want to watch Ronde Barber so soon after that game, but you still watched EVERY OTHER SUPER BOWL that the Eagles didn’t make.

So from my initial snarky-ish response a minute ago to reading through the rest of your answers to everyone else who made the same point I did, I get where you’re coming from now. I disagree, but reasonable people can do so.

As opposed to fans of 90+ percent of the rest of the professional teams, whose owners prey on the fact that sucker fans think it’s a civic trust while they run it like a pure business, and would leave in a second if they were able to get a sweeterheart deal elsewhere?

Don’t get no better than solid.

You forgot that that’s not actually true. The prosecutor consulted the victim before Hill’s sentencing. The Chiefs talked to the DA before they drafted him, but his victim (his then-pregnant girlfriend, whom he violently punched and choked) had nothing to do with the team or draft process.

Reminder: Mark Davis is being handed $950 million from Las Vegas to move the team there, and just paid his fucking COACH $100 million.

I’d assume so as well, but his Pro Wrestling Tees appearance certainly isn’t making the “CM Punk returns” rumors die down at all.

They’ll still find a way to lose to Bayern in the quarters.

Duke players aren’t detestable anymore.

WALTER is king of everything now.

I’m fascinated by the choice of accounts Mr. Golden Sports needed to alert to that glitch.

You don’t get to claim some sort of moral ownership over someone else’s things just because you think you appreciate it more.

He’s basically Lance Stephenson’s height - and Lance is a chunky dude himself! - and would be the second-heaviest player in the NBA right now. Boban is roughly 13 feet tall, tips the scales at 290 pounds, and is the only guy in the league who is heavier than Williamson’s current 285.

League-best full back tandem

Hey, that one-dimensional player’s team also made the playoffs while winning one fewer game than the absolute best player’s team, so IF TROUT WAS SO GOOD WHY COULDN’T HE FIX GEOGRAPHY??

I refuse to listen to Eskin, so I won’t ever hear it, but I’m calling bullshit. Werth’s time with the Phillies, and Howard’s successful period, way predated any sort of sabermetric lean in the Phillies front office or clubhouse. There’s zero chance Charlie, or Gillick/Amaro, looked at run expectancy charts or any sort…

This surprises you here? Did you think you were on Bleacher Report’s Cardinals fan site or something?

Fuck that - I’d sit on my beach chair, fresh poke from some hole-in-the-wall shack in one hand, beer in the other, and cry over the sadsacks choosing to eat their tasteless crustacean of choice that’s been frozen and shipped in from halfway across the world.

Philly Guide Book: “Reading Terminal has options for the whole family to enjoy, for any meal and time of day. DiNic’s, Bassett’s, Termini Bros, Beiler’s, Sang Kee, etc., are among the best food options the city has to offer.”

Stabbing your teammate in the neck with a pair of scissors, though? That's just good leadership.