Every single sports news outlet when it comes to Calipari:

And the crowd can hardly contain himself!

Don’t laugh, y’all. Dude can throw down.

Sports aside, suit coats aside, the world is a better place with guys like Craig in it. If more people took half the joy he does from what they do, the world would be better for it.

Absolutely. I live out in the county a bit with no neighbors to speak of. I piss outside any time it’s not raining or freezing cold. It got to the point where I had created a dead spot in the grass, so my wife made me start rotating my pee locations. She’s generally in favor because she thinks it keeps the deer away…

It can just pop up at any time, just randomly. Not because you did something to it, but because it’s there. There’s days when I wake up and I feel fine, and then a week later, it’s kind of stiff.

I think Michael Irvin is more concerned with rules on who’s holding.

The “shit happens” statute is the only way Cincinnati chili can possibly be legal.

Austin. Shitty. Limits.

Well, he was very well hung...

“I talk with my hands,” Menzl said.

Hunts is the RoseArt crayons of ketchup.

That really brings home how much the violation is the attraction. It’s only hot because it’s non-consensual.

If only tip-off was at 2:30 then they could make the game.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

If given the choice, I bet a LOT of people would drink their way through Indiana.

The big break that tied him to the case was all the weed being sold in Troy ounces.

How about the TV flashes red at me when I am contemplating opening that pivotal one-too-many beers for a weeknight?

I only have it every 5 years, but I’m raising my mug to Henry Weinhard’s.