Catch Me If You Garbage Can

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

leave it to others to ponder why, of Deitsch’s seven interviewees, Jemele Hill and Bomani Jones were the only two strongly in favor of embracing important issues when they arise.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

we deliberately avoid keeping score, because everyone is supposed to have fun, etc. But the KIDS do. Holy shit, do they keep score. Eighty years from now, those kids will still be able to tell me who scored and what minute of play the goal occurred in. They aren’t interested in pleasantries. They want to KILL.

In order to encourage healthy eating habits, the Pirates also offer corn on the cob at the games. It is reasonably priced as well.

So, your argument against LeBron’s individual greatness is that he couldn’t beat an entire Utah Jazz team literally by himself?

Seems like McAdoo about nothing.

Yeah, but it turns out you can serve Mammon real fuckin’ good by saying “uh, god says we ought to have a sweet-ass football team.”

Minnie Pacquiao

Mike Tykeson

Muhammad Smalli

Taint that the truth.

mutter mutter mutter every fucking week mutter mutter I’M RIGHT HERE

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

But are they IN THE CONVERSATION? Which is always a useful way of appearing to give someone credit but not really giving them a chance.

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Hat guy has been trying to catch a foul ball for years but safari can’t manage to get one.

I don’t think jail would actually help. I would like to see them have to work in some way with victims of domestic violence, sex trafficking and rape so they can see firsthand why this was so wrong and that you’re not without fault just because you didn’t penetrate her with your penis.