Yes. What matters is if you owned the car when the emissions issue became public. Previous owners get no compensation because they presumably got full value for their car when they sold it because no one knew of the problem.

Also, VWCourtSettlement.com promises to have all of these calculations automated by July, so if you wait a month, all you’ll need to do is enter your VIN.

Wasn’t that what he was doing in his “I’m Coming Home” article?

For real. It almost looks like he’s wearing a thong on top of his shorts.

I did not know that. No wonder the Clippers are cursed. Still trying to rid themselves of that Buffalo stank almost 40 years later.

That was 21 years ago.

I did say the Jazz trio would be superior, if only slightly. And Griffin is an incredible player (finished 3rd in MVP behind Lebron and KD just two seasons ago). But you’re probably right that I’m not giving Malone enough credit. I would put peak Paul right there with peak Stockton, though, if not above. Maybe the…

They’d be very good, for sure, but I don’t know about “unstoppable.” Seems to me like they’d be a slightly better version of the Clippers (who are very good), with S/M/H being only a slightly superior version of Paul/Griffin/Reddick.

I for one am not at all surprised that Jordan dominated Elo. I mean, it seems like it’s in keeping with historical trends . . .

Agreed. I think they’ll keep him if for no other reason than to take a lot of the regular season scoring load off of Lebron. A guy who can credibly be the focal point of the offense and allow your aging superstar to conserve his energy for the playoffs while still guaranteeing a top seed in the East is a very valuable…

Makes sense. I was thinging of it more in terms of determining who is the best team in the league, i.e., after the Warriors came back to beat the Thunder I thought they had earned that title and wouldn’t be seriously challenged by an inferior Cavs team in the finals. But the improvement in the Cavs’ defense and…

I thought the same thing after game 2, but at this point I think that’s pretty clearly not the case, right?

here’s how I would rank the toothpick alternatives:

That’s not how it works.

Hmmm. we always called that a chode or, if you like, a choda.

Fucking exactly, man. That portion of the statement was really something. Makes you want to scream, “No! You lost two jobs because you raped someone!”

Someone else mentioned this above, but I will repeat the point here: There’s a good chance internet porn is responsible for these kids believing that a bunch of dudes ganagbanging a young girl in a bathroom is not seriously deviant behavior. In the BangBros universe, unfortunately, that shit is occasion for joking…

That was my first thought. I am not a moralist when it comes to porn, but without the education that let’s kids know that IT’S NOT HOW THE REAL WORLD WORKS, it can be very dangerous. The tough thing is that most parents don’t want to nor know how to talk to their kids about porn.

I completely agree that this behavior cannot be tolerated and that there needs to be some consequences and intensive education for the boys going forward. But do we have to label every one of them as “heartless insane asshole rapists”? Wouldn’t it be more productive to acknowledge that they are foolish, ignorant…

And the horns kicked in
And my shoes started to squeak