Dude, that’s just not how we generally converse around here.

I don’t know. This seems like exactly the sort of skill my high school friends and I would have spent hours and hours perfecting following a good bong session.

Also, Paranoid might be a little weird/jazzy/cerebral for (what I imagine, with almost no actual weight room experience, to be) the tastes the common muscle bro.

Also, he released not one, but two albums as a fuck you to his fans. How any accounting of Lou Reed’s disdain for his listeners can fail to include this is beyond me.

I think using a term like “LeBaby” is pretty much the definition of “get[ting] all ESPN,” at least from the comments section perspective.

Ah, the “friend zone,” AKA the “I am not attracted nor in any way romantically interested in you” zone.

Jim McIlvaine

Agreed. Jalen can be a bit of a gasbag at times, but he’s far from thoughtless and uninformed. The others though . . . yeesh.

And you’ll save water with every flush. Win-win!

Tune in Tokyo! Tune in Tokyo!

Pryzbilla the Vanilla Gorilla! Maybe my favorite nickname in NBA history.

C’mon. Let’s have a little respect for the Big Dog. He was more than just a “guy.” Tractor Traylor, though? Can you believe he got traded for Dirk?

The Thunder’s defense will not be able to do to Golden State what it is doing to San Antonio. OKC is having success by daring Parker to score on them and sticking close to shooters to gum up the Spurs ball movement. Good luck trying that against Steph. Play off of him like they are Parker, and he will feast. That…

I think Trump believes all of the vague shit he says about how he is the best there is and can accomplish anything through sheer will. And that narcissism is why he has not dropped out of the race, even as it seems like he didn’t really want to be president. That is, Trump badly wants the title of POTUS (he wants to…

Pretty disappointed that this article does not involve the Pie Pod, the Pie Slide, or the Wall O’ Stuff.

This is just the type of creative, non-violent conflict resolution for which I pray, and I pray, and I pray, and I pray. Every day, every day, every day, every day.

Because MEN eat steak. And you are a MAN. With a BIG PENIS. Who likes sex with women, not other men. You promise. Seriously, you’re not gay.

Correction, at least in regards to my dog: Dogs love people food so they put up with their people’s shit to make them feel better. because that’s how they get food.

Free the slaves? Yeah. Because cotton prices aren’t high enough.

Just like those activities, except for the fact that they don’t generate millions and millions of dollars for the university.