Fair enough. If you really hate Mayo, I guess I can see how it would taint those other delicious ingredients for you.

I generally like Simmons’ podcasts (especially when sports-focussed), but that was terrible. I guess generally Simmons’ takes on pop cultural phenomena with which he is not intimately familiar, a la Prince, are pretty weak. He has a very narrow frame of reference that he just cannot escape.

And if, by some quirk of the universe, he happens to end up on the same team as another J. Goff, his uniform could actually read Ja. Goff.

I’m not sure the intent of the email’s author, but Drew certainly understood the 3-hour difference:

You really hate the combination of cheddar cheese, mayonnaise, red peppers, and some mild spices? I can see someone not getting excited about pimento cheese, but actively hating it? I don’t get it.

Seriously. Unless a Coloradan is of Ute heritage, they should probably just let the whole “native” thing go.

I don’t dislike your joke, but the “that guy” in me wants to inform you that: The fact that they are cut with steel provides no inherent health benefits, but, yes, steel-cut oats are indeed healthier than your classic rolled oats. The health benfits come from the oats being “cut,” which is really just slicing each…

Yeah, but then you run the risk of the manager taking forever to get there and you standing around waiting with all of your groceries already bagged. I say better to put the alcohol up front so the teen can continue checking you out while the manager takes her sweet ass time getting over to your lane and approving the…

I’d almost certainly star this regardless, but I feel obliged to do so because of my handle.

No worries. That last game was truly Kobe in a nutshell: a number of amazing moments sandwiched between many ill-advised, selfish shots.

Fair enough.

I believe the joke is, “Houston’s never really produced a Challenger that can stay together for very long.”

He didn’t create it (I think Kerr and Steve Nash both did it), but he achieved it while carrying a scoring load far greater than those who had done it before.

Ricky Rubio is a capable point guard. He’ll never be great unless he radically improves his shooting, but he’s definitely one of the 15 or 20 best PGs in the league. I’m not saying they shouldn’t eventually look for somebody else, but I think it’s unfair to say he’s not capable. They have been significantly better…

I am a rabid UK fan and used to follow college basketball generally, but I cannot make myself watch a college game that doesn’t involve the Cats anymore. Just objectively inferior basketball to the NBA in every respect. And although I do not consider myself to be “the worst,” I can understand how you might form that…

Really more like “save the date for the date that I send the save the date card.”

I wasn’t trying to be funny. I was genuinely confused because you commented on a story about Elton Brand with a complaint about a “big jerk and a terrible teammate.” I was confused because my impression of Elton Brand was that he has generally been a good guy and a good teammate throughout his career. I can’t say I’ve…

For real.

If only I didn’t have to eat it with a (barely) glorified popsickle stick.

Are you talking about Kobe or Brand? If Brand, that does not jive with all the stories I’ve heard painting him as an all-around good dude. If Kobe, then you should probably stop commenting on article without reading them.