Kerfluffle is a perfectly cromulent word.

I prefer MILF Island.

Republican Party of Alabama headquarters, 10:03 PM, December 12, 2017.

A friend once had to sit out some jail time in a county on the other side of the state. Another buddy of ours decided, on a whim, that he was going to go visit him in jail.

He is a Patriots fan, so he is obviously advocating for the Patriots to be held accountable for dishonebbwwwaaahhahaha sorry couldn’t make it

Reasons I continue to be a Browns fan:

Filling segments with science!? This is why ESPN is losing the conservatives.

Why is this video 2 minutes long?

you just decimated everyone

I actually did a deeper dive. From 1996 - 2018, they’ve been in the same pool 14/22 previous tournaments (pre 1995 was round-robin style so no groupings). That also includes a weird stretch from 2001-2004 where they were not in the same group.

They are so much fun to watch...they kind of remind me of Datsyyk-Zetterberg, except not as good Datsyuk and better sniper Zetterberg. I just wish they had a mumble-mouthed, fat-assed Swede to throw in front for the screen.

I was born into and lived through the cold war. Saw the Berlin wall go up, saw the Berlin Wall come down. Had the distinct pleasure of going through the Cuban Missile crisis where you heard the sonic booms of Air Force planes as the Emergency Broadcast System test blared on the television. Saw a President assassinated…

In wonder if this happens when the deer is is hit:

Have a sandwich. Have a glass of milk. Some fucking thing.

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

Shlesinger’s November 13 show in Los Angeles, specifically advertised as “No Boys Allowed.”

Sure. He’s an adult who goes by Billy.

So you wish Deadspin had died because it doesn’t reinforce your (incredibly stupid) worldview, but you click on every single story?

One of the things that drives me nuts about being in the bar business is how many shot glasses we go through. People steal them and smuggle them out left and right. Expensive as hell.