This couldn’t have happened to a more deserving, pigeon-brained, piece of shit.

But if a city is gonna let itself get ripped off, the value is clear:

“Layla! You got me on my knees! Layla! Eatin’ pounds of cheese, Layla!”

I mostly agree with you. The AFL only has 6 teams now that no one watches, but the CFL has seen ratings increases in the USA every year for a while now.

[plays video] Don’t see anything.

I thought it was a boy the whole time.

“Good, good. Nice work.”

Saints fans keep this up and maybe the players will start wearing paper bags so they aren’t seen near these morons.

I miss those Wings.

Stacia has been the wife of Hockey Hall of Famer and current L.A. Kings president Luc Robitaille since 1992. Luc spent the vast majority of his career in Los Angeles, but played on the Rangers for two seasons from 1995 to 1997 when he returned to LA. In 2001-02 he played on the fourth line for the Superteam Red Wings…

It’s technically not napping when you’re running a length of garden hose from the tail pipe into the cab of the vehicle. 

I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.

Required:

In Mother Russia, teddy bear throws YOU!

I always wondered what happened if the home team got shut out on Teddy Bear Toss night, and sure enough the local team here (Amarillo Bulls, NAHL) got shut out on Saturday for their annual game. Turns out they just throw them on the ice at the end of the game. If it were up to me, the team would have to explain to the…

As another over-50, I can explain it using a new-found paste-link skill: