Man, I hate the Flyers.

Will you come to my party? You sound like fun.

So that’s how you say “We got to get pucks in deep” in German.

I’d like to be that excited about something.

In the 1970 playoffs, the Cowboys beat the Lions 5-0.

No, he didn’t.

The fact that you had to go back nearly 25 years for an example from another sport kind of proves the point.

I’ve only been watching football for 40 years (so I might have the terminology down yet), but I think that’s called a handoff, not a swing pass.

I’ve only been watching football for 40 years, so I’m kind of new to the terminology, but I think that’s called a handoff, not a swing pass.

To anyone who made it through more than three paragraphs of this article, I give a sincere tip of the cap, and serious side-eye.

This would be so much better if you knew the difference between its and it’s.

American soccer fans are such cunts.

“You love this country as much as I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.”

That Gratuitous Simpsons Quote isn’t funny until you remember to read it in Comic Book Guy’s voice. Then it’s hilarious.

Short answer: YES. Yes, you should. Take your annoying brats and get out of here. Leave us alone.

It was a compliment, my friend!

It’s not often you see a sentence end with two prepositions. Magnificent.

Why isn’t this story up at Deadspin? That headline could cause a few heads to explode.

Anyone else misread the headline as “Morning Whiskey”?

Flick? Where are you from?