Canadians also. We see this, and then have to tolerate hockey jokes? Really?

I see you’re a “breakfast anytime” kinda guy.

Lidstrom always got a Caesar salad, spaghetti (half palmina, half meat sauce) with chicken on the side, all while staring at Tomas Holmstrom.

Brad Marchand is a disgrace, as is anyone who defends him or the rotten Bruins organization, which pollutes and degrades the sport of hockey but is abetted and protected by the garbage league presided by Gary Bettman.

Now is the right time for an openly gay NHL player. Just to play chicken with Marchand.

“I didn’t see any Ohio State players go after him.”

Well, it’s a conspiracy. Deadspin is a hive mind that hates your team, hometown, and political party, as well as you personally, and only ever writes stories about things you hate. Duh.

O, say can you see
By the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hailed
In the twilight’s last gleaming

The NHL should suspend Marchand as a retirement gift to the Sedins . And also because he’s Marchand.

7:40. That’s how much of my life I want back.

He’ll come back and play when he’s good and ready.

The kind of article unthinkable 30 years ago, along the lines of “Rain Is Wet, Umbrellas Exist”

Your word vomit does nothing to change the fact Mcenroe has 1000 times more name recognition than whats her face.

I’m surprised the greengrocer’s don’t also get a night.

Often times in family systems where there is an addict, there is also very frequently an enabler. It doesn’t have to be someone providing the substance that is being abused, but even just downplaying the fact that a serious problem exists is enabling the addict. When an addict enters treatment, many times the enabler…

He could outrun anyone and anything

It will be academic when they find out the donations were all made by John Spano.

A woman old enough to have children (plural) in trouble with the law, who makes her living working the pole and giving lap dances has poor impulse control and violent tendances? I am shocked, SHOCKED!

In this awful story, I can at least take some comfort that he’s in a better place now. Like anywhere other than Pullman, WA.

The CDC says that first off, you should stay the hell away from sick people, and wash your hands so often that your skin starts to flake away, eventually leaving you with nothing but freshly-scrubbed bone.